"Eh - hi, hello. I'm not much of a morning person so I decided to try this over the phone. Which I'm doing now, of course."

Louise coughed. "I'd like to make an appointment for a consultation, or however it is called with tattoos. I'm considering have a small letter 'm' placed under my left breast and I would like to hear about the possibilities. I can be reached on the following number: 555-378-387, thank you!"